Small talk with nations: Nordics

Hi! It's me again and Small talks will contiune^^ This time with North-European countries (my home country, yay~)
But first: Warnings: This chapter include some hint of boyxboy and DenNor and SuFin pairings, so don't read if you don't like it. There is just little bit of that, but still. Also some rude language, but not so bad (but at least, I'm from Finland...) Aaaand.... I have my fangirl side too xD

Everything okay? Good, let's start:

Vyra: Hi again! This time I….

Denmark: Get off my way!

Vyra: …am with Denmark…

Denmark: Are you idiot or…?

Vyra: …But I have some problem to talk with him -.-‘’

Denmark: Hej, why you have that funny looking hat with you?

Vyra: What? What hat… Ah, this. It’s my Finnish flag hat ^^

Denmark: It’ll be much better with my flag! Awesome!

Vyra: Ja, ja… Kan du vara tyst nu?

Denmark: Nei :’D

Vyra: I guessed it….

Denmark: Where Nor is? I need him now~

Vyra: How I can know?! You’re Norwegian’s stalker, not me.

Denmark: Right!

Vyra: So… Can you call him?

Denmark: Of course!

Vyra: …I’m waiting…

Denmark: What?

Vyra: That you call Norway!

Denmark: Okay, why you didn’t say that first?

Vyra: But I said it first!

Denmark: Whatever. NOOOR~ GEEEE~!!!

Norway: Stop being annoying, stupid.

Denmark: Norge <3

Norway: Hmph… Say already if you had something to tell. I have now time to waste for you.

Denmark: Nothing. This funny little fangirl just wanted to see you.

Vyra: Hei! I didn’t say that I’m fangirl!

Denmark: But you’re?

Vyra: Well… yes… But everybody don’t need to know it.

Denmark: Whatever ^^

Vyra: Yeah… -.-‘’

Norway: So?

Vyra: Ja… so…Well… I just wanted to talk little bit with you…

Norway: Why?

Vyra: Why not? I… I don’t know… Because it’s funny?

Norway: …No.

Denmark: Aww, Norge. Be nice~

Norway: I don’t see any reason to be nice for random Finnish girls.

Denmark: She is a girl! It’s first reason to be very nice!

Vyra: …Eh?

Norway: I don’t agree with you.

Denmark: Why you never agree with me?

Norway: Because I don’t want.

Denmark: You’re boring….

Norway: And you’re too annoying.

Vyra: Hei! Can you, please, speak with me? Or… Whatever, where Finland is?

Sweden: F’nland is sl’ep.

Vyra: What… Ah, sleeping! At this time of day?

Denmark: Ja, people like to sleep at daylight when they are first been awake whole of night…

Vyra: …and why Finland was awake at night…?

Iceland: I don’t think that is your business.

Vyra: Of course it is! Finland is my country and I love SuFin… I didn’t said that last things ^^’’

Sweden: M’ ‘nd F’nland w’s…

Vyra: Vad?!

Sweden: W’ pl’yed s’m’th’ng…

Vyra: 0_o Ja… jag förstå inte dig…

Denmark: Swe said that he and Finland was playing.

Vyra: Playing? What?

Denmark: Dunno, some adults things maybe?

Norway: Stop to give ideas for her…

Denmark: Nei, this is funny :D Look her face… So funny!

Iceland: Den…

Vyra: I…I… tried to thinking… something else…

Denmark: If I kiss Norge, will it help?

Norway: Danmark!

Vyra: Not… really….

Sweden: W’ d’dn’t d’ n’th’ng….

Vyra: …What he said now?

Denmark: Never mind, it was too big things for your innocent mind ^^

Iceland: Denmark… you’re really…

Norway: …Annoying.

Denmark: But she liked it!

Vyra: I can’t belive….

Sweden: N’. W’ r’ally d’d n’oth’ng! …d’mn, I c’ll m’ w’fe…

Finland: …What? And don’t call me your wife, Su-san.

Vyra: Finland~ Where you was? I’m missing you so much!

Finland: I was with Su-san…

Vyra: …It was true?! I almost thought that Denmark just try to lie me.

Denmark: Lie? Me? Never…

Tino: …What he told you?

Vyra: He said that you and Su-san was…

Denmark: Wait! Don’t…

Vyra: Playing.

Norway: Enjoy you last moments, Denmark, because you’ll be dead soon.

Denmark: Auts ^^’’

Finland: Playing? Yes, we played last night.

Vyra: WUT!? 0_o

Denmark: I WAS RIGHT!?

Iceland: Sorry bro… It’s seems that Fin is not killing Den.

Norway: Damn it. Well, maybe next time.

Iceland: Hope so.

Sweden: C’n y’o t’ell t’ht w’ d’dn’t d’ th’ngs wh’t D’nm’rk s’aid…

Finland: He said more? About what?

Sweden: N’t s’id. H’ j’st g’ve s’me w’ird id’eas f’r th’t g’rl.

Finland: Weird ideas…? Oh nou.

Denmark: It wasn’t my fault!

Norway: Who else’s then?

Vyra: …And my imagination is not weird…

Finland: ^^’’ Anyway, me and Su-san was playing… But only monopoly, nothing else.

Vyra: Damn…

Finland: What?

Vyra: Nothing… I just only hope… Never mind…

Finland: …Okay…

Vyra: Anyway. You know that I love you guys?

Denmark: Of course! Everybody loves me!

Norway: Me not.

Iceland: Or me.

Sweden: M’ n’ith’r.

 Denmark: See? Everybody!

Norway: You didn’t listen us?

Denmark: You said something, my Norge-love?

Norway: …Not really…

Denmark: I love you too ^^

Vyra: Sweet~

Norway: *sigh*

Finland: Well… Okay. But what you’re doing here anyway? I thought that I sent you in Ludwig’s place.

Vyra: Ja, you sent. But Germany re-sent me in Belgium’s place so…

Finland: …you’re coming back to home?!

Vyra: No! Not yet ^^’’

Finland: …Good.

Vyra: …You just said that it’s good that I’m not coming back…

Denmark: Hah haa! Finny failed :D

Finland: Yes, well… I know that you like travel, so that’s why ^^

Vyra: Ah, okay…

Finland: But nice to see you again, anyway.
Vyra: Thanks^^ But I’m now spent already too much time in here. Must to continue my travel~

Finland: Okay… Where you are going next?

Vyra: I don’t know… Maybe in Estonia’s place?

Denmark: Nei! I have better idea! Go next in…
Norway: Shut up, your ideas are not good.

Denmark: Norgeeee~ I even didn’t say it yet!

Norway: Still. Go now or I’m gonna leave your behind.

Denmark: No, no. I’ll go with my Norgie =D

Norway: I’m not your Norgie.

Denmark: Just like you say, my love.

Norway: I’m not… whatever, you’ll never learn anyway.

Vyra: They are so sweeeet~

Finland: ^^’’ Old couple…

Norway: I heard that, Fin!

Finland: Sorry, sorry…

Sweden: W’ m’st t’ g’ als’ m’ w’fe

Finland: I’m not your wife.

Vyra: …shame…

Finland: What did you said?

Vyra: Nothing^^ Bye now~ And Sverige?

Sweden: W’ht?

Vyra: Give some hugs and kisses for Finland later, okay? ;D

Finland: 0_o …What kind of…?

Sweden: Ok’y

Vyra: Good^^

Iceland: They left me alone again…

Vyra: Oh, you´re here yet! Wonderful!

Iceland: Wonderful? Why I don’t like you voice now…

Vyra: Oh no, I just want to hug you~

Iceland: Hug… me? Why?

Puffin: Damn, lil’brat! Girl want to hug you, you don’t ask why!

Iceland: Be quiet…

Vyra: So… that Puffin can really speak…
Puffin: Yeah, you…
Iceland: Sometimes. But don’t care about him.

Vyra: Okay. Well, I want to hug you of course because nobody is not hugged me today, I really need hug and I like you^^ Need more reasons?

Iceland: …Nei… Maybe… one hug…
Vyra: You’re cute~ *hugs* Thanks, now I must to really go. Bye~

Iceland: Bye.
Puffin: So? What’s feel’?

Iceland: …Fine?

Puffin: Fine? Fine! You lost your tongue?

Iceland: Noup, can you be quiet now?

Puffin: Maybe, maybe not… Hah haa!

Iceland: -.-‘’

It was soooo random.....^^''  Sorry about grammar mistakes.
Norway didn't want to be nice me and I didn't understand Su-san.... Sorry! Next time I talk with Baltics-countries (second choise is Germans, but I think I'll save them for later^^) Hah, I had so much funny time with this =D (but I'm still not get hugs today...)