Small talks with nations: Baltics

Hi~ Daaba daa... What to say? Like tittle say, this time Baltic countries (plus Poland because he belongs together with Liet~) So... let's start... There is even no warnings because I'm kind today xD

Estonia: …And then, Latvia, we need to…

Vyra: EESTIII!!!

Estonia: …What the…?!

Latvia: Aaah! Help…

Vyra: Hi ^^’’ I’m Finn so don’t worry!

Estonia: …Okay… But it’s not polite to surprised attack on innocent people like that.

Vyra: I’m sorry ^^’ I was just so happy…

Estonia: No, no, it’s okay. Right, Latv… Latvia?

Latvia: *shaking*

Vyra: Oh! I’m sorry, really sorry! I didn’t mean to scare you. Sorry, I forgot…

Latvia: *still shaking*

Estonia: Latvia… Keep together.

Latvia: Y-y-yes…

Lithuania: What’s happened? I heard Latvia’s screaming… Who you’re?

Estonia: One of Tino’s people.

Vyra: Jep, I’m Finn…

Latvia: N-n-no Rus-russian?

Vyra: No, I swear I have nothing to do with Russia.

Latvia: Go-go-good…

Poland: Here is like some problems?

Lithuania: Not anymore. Just false alarm.

Poland: How un-cool. Like, I was totally ready to do like… something.

Lithuania: …You’re not fight for years.

Poland: I like know it, Liet. But old skills like totally not forget!

Lithuania: Okay ^^’’ Take easy, Poland….

Poland: Nuh, of course~

Vyra: Anyway, nice to meet you all ^^

Poland: Do you like ponies?

Lithuania: Poland….

Vyra: Well… yes…

Poland: Awesome! You’re like totally good girl.

Vyra:…Thanks… I think ^^’ Is Latvia okay already?

Latvia: I-I’m Fine… Th-thanks.

Vyra: …You’re still shaking little…

Latvia: I-I know…

Estonia: It’s normal for him…

Vyra: Ou… I’m sorry.

Estonia: That was fifth time when you said “I’m sorry” … You’re really Finn.

Vyra: Sor… Yeah ^^’

Poland: But what you’re like doing here?

Lithuania: Poland, don’t ask peoples things so right way…

Poland: Why not? I want to like totally know.

Vyra: It’s good, I’m also very curious person ^^ I’m here because I start wandering around of Europe and meet nations… I’m already spoke with Beneluxes and Nordics.

Poland: Wut?! We was like third?

Vyra: Well… yes…

Poland: Unfair! I must to be like always totally first!

Lithuania: Poland…

Vyra: But Prussia will come still after you. I’ll go next to talk with Germans.

Poland: Well.. Okay, I’ll like forgive you this time if you like promise that I’ll be totally first on like next time.

Vyra: Okay, I promise ^^

Poland: Good girl.

Estonia: Why you keep calling her good girl… She is human, not dog…

Poland: Cuz, she is like good girl.

Estonia: But…

Lithuania: Give up, Estonia, Poland will never change.

Poland: That’s why you like me, Liet.

Lithuania: ^^’’

Vyra: I don’t care ^^ Good girl sounds like cute name… in weird way…

Estonia: ….

Vyra: Oh! I almost forgot! I want to say something special for you, Eesti, before I leave.

Estonia: Go ahead.

Vyra: Okay, here it comes… Ma armastan sinu, Eesti~
Poland: What she like said?!

Lithuania: Nothing for you, Poland…

Estonia: *blush* Aitäh…

Vyra: Really I like your country so much. ^^

Estonia: Thank you, you’re welcome to visit whenever you want.

Vyra: Good, I’ll come when I have more time… Now I must to go again. Belgium will start miss me soon and I have still many places left!

Estonia: Have a nice travel ^^

Vyra: Thanks. Um… Are you sure that Latvia is okay?

Latvia: Ev-everything is fi-fine….

Vyra: If you say so…

Lithuania: He is okay.

Vyra: Good… I’ll let you free now, bye~

Poland: Like, totally bye~

Lithuania: Why you can’t say only “bye”?

Poland: I like don’t get what you mean?

Lithuania: I mean that why you must to use those extra words?

Poland: Wut like extra words?

Lithuania: Like and totally.

Poland: Like, you’re acting totally weird sometimes, Liet!

Lithuania: How… oh, whatever.

Estonia: “He will never change” you said…

Lithuania: Yeah ^^’ Come Latvia, let’s go make some dinner.

Latvia: O-okay…

Poland: I would like help you~!

Lithuania: … but no Polish food this time…

Poland: Why not? My food is like totally awesome!

Estonia: Only for Polish…

Poland: Wut you said?

Estonia: Nothing! Just let’s go ^^’

Sorry Latvia! ^^'' But I love Estonia so much that I must to surprise him... And I'm even never visit there... But someday... I'm Finn! It mean that I must to visit (read: invade xD) at least in two country: Sweden and Estonia. I was in Stockholm last summer so Estonia left ^^
 Next time: Germaaaans~~ (I'm not sure who all... Germany, Prussia, Switzerland?, Liechtenstein?, Austria? Let's see...)

Small talk with nations: Nordics

Hi! It's me again and Small talks will contiune^^ This time with North-European countries (my home country, yay~)
But first: Warnings: This chapter include some hint of boyxboy and DenNor and SuFin pairings, so don't read if you don't like it. There is just little bit of that, but still. Also some rude language, but not so bad (but at least, I'm from Finland...) Aaaand.... I have my fangirl side too xD

Everything okay? Good, let's start:

Vyra: Hi again! This time I….

Denmark: Get off my way!

Vyra: …am with Denmark…

Denmark: Are you idiot or…?

Vyra: …But I have some problem to talk with him -.-‘’

Denmark: Hej, why you have that funny looking hat with you?

Vyra: What? What hat… Ah, this. It’s my Finnish flag hat ^^

Denmark: It’ll be much better with my flag! Awesome!

Vyra: Ja, ja… Kan du vara tyst nu?

Denmark: Nei :’D

Vyra: I guessed it….

Denmark: Where Nor is? I need him now~

Vyra: How I can know?! You’re Norwegian’s stalker, not me.

Denmark: Right!

Vyra: So… Can you call him?

Denmark: Of course!

Vyra: …I’m waiting…

Denmark: What?

Vyra: That you call Norway!

Denmark: Okay, why you didn’t say that first?

Vyra: But I said it first!

Denmark: Whatever. NOOOR~ GEEEE~!!!

Norway: Stop being annoying, stupid.

Denmark: Norge <3

Norway: Hmph… Say already if you had something to tell. I have now time to waste for you.

Denmark: Nothing. This funny little fangirl just wanted to see you.

Vyra: Hei! I didn’t say that I’m fangirl!

Denmark: But you’re?

Vyra: Well… yes… But everybody don’t need to know it.

Denmark: Whatever ^^

Vyra: Yeah… -.-‘’

Norway: So?

Vyra: Ja… so…Well… I just wanted to talk little bit with you…

Norway: Why?

Vyra: Why not? I… I don’t know… Because it’s funny?

Norway: …No.

Denmark: Aww, Norge. Be nice~

Norway: I don’t see any reason to be nice for random Finnish girls.

Denmark: She is a girl! It’s first reason to be very nice!

Vyra: …Eh?

Norway: I don’t agree with you.

Denmark: Why you never agree with me?

Norway: Because I don’t want.

Denmark: You’re boring….

Norway: And you’re too annoying.

Vyra: Hei! Can you, please, speak with me? Or… Whatever, where Finland is?

Sweden: F’nland is sl’ep.

Vyra: What… Ah, sleeping! At this time of day?

Denmark: Ja, people like to sleep at daylight when they are first been awake whole of night…

Vyra: …and why Finland was awake at night…?

Iceland: I don’t think that is your business.

Vyra: Of course it is! Finland is my country and I love SuFin… I didn’t said that last things ^^’’

Sweden: M’ ‘nd F’nland w’s…

Vyra: Vad?!

Sweden: W’ pl’yed s’m’th’ng…

Vyra: 0_o Ja… jag förstå inte dig…

Denmark: Swe said that he and Finland was playing.

Vyra: Playing? What?

Denmark: Dunno, some adults things maybe?

Norway: Stop to give ideas for her…

Denmark: Nei, this is funny :D Look her face… So funny!

Iceland: Den…

Vyra: I…I… tried to thinking… something else…

Denmark: If I kiss Norge, will it help?

Norway: Danmark!

Vyra: Not… really….

Sweden: W’ d’dn’t d’ n’th’ng….

Vyra: …What he said now?

Denmark: Never mind, it was too big things for your innocent mind ^^

Iceland: Denmark… you’re really…

Norway: …Annoying.

Denmark: But she liked it!

Vyra: I can’t belive….

Sweden: N’. W’ r’ally d’d n’oth’ng! …d’mn, I c’ll m’ w’fe…

Finland: …What? And don’t call me your wife, Su-san.

Vyra: Finland~ Where you was? I’m missing you so much!

Finland: I was with Su-san…

Vyra: …It was true?! I almost thought that Denmark just try to lie me.

Denmark: Lie? Me? Never…

Tino: …What he told you?

Vyra: He said that you and Su-san was…

Denmark: Wait! Don’t…

Vyra: Playing.

Norway: Enjoy you last moments, Denmark, because you’ll be dead soon.

Denmark: Auts ^^’’

Finland: Playing? Yes, we played last night.

Vyra: WUT!? 0_o

Denmark: I WAS RIGHT!?

Iceland: Sorry bro… It’s seems that Fin is not killing Den.

Norway: Damn it. Well, maybe next time.

Iceland: Hope so.

Sweden: C’n y’o t’ell t’ht w’ d’dn’t d’ th’ngs wh’t D’nm’rk s’aid…

Finland: He said more? About what?

Sweden: N’t s’id. H’ j’st g’ve s’me w’ird id’eas f’r th’t g’rl.

Finland: Weird ideas…? Oh nou.

Denmark: It wasn’t my fault!

Norway: Who else’s then?

Vyra: …And my imagination is not weird…

Finland: ^^’’ Anyway, me and Su-san was playing… But only monopoly, nothing else.

Vyra: Damn…

Finland: What?

Vyra: Nothing… I just only hope… Never mind…

Finland: …Okay…

Vyra: Anyway. You know that I love you guys?

Denmark: Of course! Everybody loves me!

Norway: Me not.

Iceland: Or me.

Sweden: M’ n’ith’r.

 Denmark: See? Everybody!

Norway: You didn’t listen us?

Denmark: You said something, my Norge-love?

Norway: …Not really…

Denmark: I love you too ^^

Vyra: Sweet~

Norway: *sigh*

Finland: Well… Okay. But what you’re doing here anyway? I thought that I sent you in Ludwig’s place.

Vyra: Ja, you sent. But Germany re-sent me in Belgium’s place so…

Finland: …you’re coming back to home?!

Vyra: No! Not yet ^^’’

Finland: …Good.

Vyra: …You just said that it’s good that I’m not coming back…

Denmark: Hah haa! Finny failed :D

Finland: Yes, well… I know that you like travel, so that’s why ^^

Vyra: Ah, okay…

Finland: But nice to see you again, anyway.
Vyra: Thanks^^ But I’m now spent already too much time in here. Must to continue my travel~

Finland: Okay… Where you are going next?

Vyra: I don’t know… Maybe in Estonia’s place?

Denmark: Nei! I have better idea! Go next in…
Norway: Shut up, your ideas are not good.

Denmark: Norgeeee~ I even didn’t say it yet!

Norway: Still. Go now or I’m gonna leave your behind.

Denmark: No, no. I’ll go with my Norgie =D

Norway: I’m not your Norgie.

Denmark: Just like you say, my love.

Norway: I’m not… whatever, you’ll never learn anyway.

Vyra: They are so sweeeet~

Finland: ^^’’ Old couple…

Norway: I heard that, Fin!

Finland: Sorry, sorry…

Sweden: W’ m’st t’ g’ als’ m’ w’fe

Finland: I’m not your wife.

Vyra: …shame…

Finland: What did you said?

Vyra: Nothing^^ Bye now~ And Sverige?

Sweden: W’ht?

Vyra: Give some hugs and kisses for Finland later, okay? ;D

Finland: 0_o …What kind of…?

Sweden: Ok’y

Vyra: Good^^

Iceland: They left me alone again…

Vyra: Oh, you´re here yet! Wonderful!

Iceland: Wonderful? Why I don’t like you voice now…

Vyra: Oh no, I just want to hug you~

Iceland: Hug… me? Why?

Puffin: Damn, lil’brat! Girl want to hug you, you don’t ask why!

Iceland: Be quiet…

Vyra: So… that Puffin can really speak…
Puffin: Yeah, you…
Iceland: Sometimes. But don’t care about him.

Vyra: Okay. Well, I want to hug you of course because nobody is not hugged me today, I really need hug and I like you^^ Need more reasons?

Iceland: …Nei… Maybe… one hug…
Vyra: You’re cute~ *hugs* Thanks, now I must to really go. Bye~

Iceland: Bye.
Puffin: So? What’s feel’?

Iceland: …Fine?

Puffin: Fine? Fine! You lost your tongue?

Iceland: Noup, can you be quiet now?

Puffin: Maybe, maybe not… Hah haa!

Iceland: -.-‘’

It was soooo random.....^^''  Sorry about grammar mistakes.
Norway didn't want to be nice me and I didn't understand Su-san.... Sorry! Next time I talk with Baltics-countries (second choise is Germans, but I think I'll save them for later^^) Hah, I had so much funny time with this =D (but I'm still not get hugs today...)

Small talk with Nations: Benelux

Hi again~ This time I wrote something in English^^ And most important thing first before we start! I have nothing against Netherlands! Really, it is nice country... Dutch are just scary (I'm kidding ^^'') So don't be mad for me... okay? This is mean to be funny...

And my English is not perfect so... there is some mistakes, I think -.-''

But let's start! 

Vyra: Hi! I’m Vyra and now I’ll start some new things… I’m calling this “Small talk with Nations”. And! Like you see, I use English language now ^^ But I’ll let now my company speak because nobody will listening this is only I keep voice…

Belgium: Hallo!

Luxembourg: Hi…

Holland: Hmph, why I must to be here?

Vyra: Because Belgium promised to help me.

Holland: …I ask again, why I’m here?

Belgium: Because I promised to help this little Finn.

Holland: …But why me!

Luxembourg: Because you was drunk when Bel asked it…

Holland: Ah… That’s explain everything…  Can I get drunk again?

Vyra: Nee. I don’t approve it… Maybe later.

Holland: I don’t like you.

Vyra: …I know… You try to drive over me every times when I visit in your place…Btw, can you stop it? You’re causing bike-phobia for me…

Holland: Nee. It’s your own fault.

Vyra: …I knew it -.-‘’ Luckily that I’m with Belgium.

Belgium: I agree! My stupid brother will be only bad influence for you. Do you wanna some chocolates? :D

Vyra: Yay! Of course~ Dank u België ^^

Belgium: You’re welcome~ Take so much as you want.

Luxembourg: Your chocolate is the best, sis.

Holland: It’s good when you have nothing else.

Belgium: Fine! You can go and eat some tulips, Nederland!

Holland: Oh, why not. Thanks for idea, sis. I prefer even eat tulips than see your ugly fac…

Belgium: Wait! I’m gonna…!

Luxembourg: Easy, sis, easy… Too late…

Vyra: …Yeah… Maybe we’ll let them while… I don’t want to be middle of family tragedy.

Luxembourg: It’s not tragedy anymore, it’s normal live for them…  

Vyra: Ah… I see… ^^’’

Luxembourg: But… Can you explain why exactly you want do some small talks like this?

Vyra: Oi sorry! I forgot to tell… I want to impressive my English and try something new ^^

Luxembourg: Nice… But you know that with us, nations I mean, it’ll be chaos.

Vyra: I know, but it’s okay. I don’t care about chaos so long when I have something to do.

Luxembourg: …If you say so…

Vyra: Ja. And I’m still Finn, you know ^^

Luxembourg: Finn… I see…

Vyra: Yes, but I think I’ll let you free now. I need to go find new vict… nations, I mean ^^’’

Luxembourg: Okay, good luck with that. I guess that you’ll try to find Nordics, right?

Vyra: Exactly! I want to meet them again~ Last time was so long time ago.

Luxembourg: Good…

Vyra: But I’ll come back later~

Luxembourg: …Okay…

Vyra: Yeah! Let’s start some Nordics chasing!

Belgium: Wait… Where my little Finn went?

Luxembourg: She said that she’ll go disturb her own home country for while…

Belgium: Ah, okay. It’s okay if she will come back ^^

Holland: …Better to not come back…

Belgium: We don’t care about you, Nederland

Holland: It’s good, I don’t need your poor take care.

Luxembourg: I think somebody is envy~

Holland: …Shut up!

Belgium: Oh, seems so… My lovely idiot brother, of course I like you too~

Holland: …I…I don’t…

Luxembourg: I was right^^

Holland: Nah, shut up… you both… I go to… bike.

Belgium: He is sweet when we confused him ^^

Luxembourg: Really.

So, next time I'm with Nordics nations^^ (Maybe, I'm not sure yet if I can find them...) Have a nice day and see you later~

~Vyra